Goodbye Jersey Shore

With the season finale of Jersey Shore comes the end of Italian Americans protesting MTV and the shedding of a collective tear for the loss of perhaps one of the most entertaining shows on TV ever. I looked forward to watching these intellectually inept juice heads "creep on girls at the boardwalk". Unfortunately I know none of these "Guidos" myself the only kid I know from Jersey is quite, quite normal, shout out to Mr. Shire. This show offered priceless quotable lines and truly reckless moments never seen on TV before. To pay tribute I would like to share with you my 5 favorite quotes and 5 favorite moments.

Quotes-Not in any particular order

1. "What's wrong honey? Are you hungry?" This occurred when Pauly D's girl was cock-blocking The Situation real hard and of course he assumed at first glance that she simply wanted him to whip her up a snack.

2. "I'm starting to think...damn this chick is mad weird" A classic Pauly D quote. After being repeatedly stalked on the boardwalk, by the "Israeli" as he calls her, he could find no better words than these to describe his mindset.

3. "Chill out freckles McGee" The Situation reacts to the "Grenade" of a cock-block he received with a name I had never heard of but will never stop using when addressing others.

4. "It's obvious Sammi has a crush on me...it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten." Hahaha where did MTV find this man? Another aMAzing gem from The Situation.

5. "I couldn't have sex with my girl. She had her period. I go to take her pants off and she wouldn't let me. No big deal." When this happened I could not believe how at ease Pauly was about not being able to get in her pants. Showing the unpredictability of each and every Jersey Shore cast member.

Honorable Mention- "My number one rule. NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT THE JERSEY SHORE" Yeah nice one Ronnie you really lived up to that one.

Moments- I mean anytime Mike and Pauly or even Snooki were on screen it was golden entertainment but these five moments for me were landMArks in the season.

1. Ronnie One Shot- "That's one shot kid! That's one shot" How on earth was this dude trying to say it was self defense? Anybody who runs down his prey like a lion on a gazelle from at least 3 city blocks away is not practicing self-defense who was he kidding! The fact the cops knew him on a first name basis was just icing on the cake.

2. Snookers Punch- This moment was almost surreal because no one in their right mind would ever think a girl would get hit like that. It was also the moment that cast actually looked like they were adults with feelings rather then 12 years arguing about who should clean up Mike's plate after dinner. "This definetly brought us closer to Snookers. Because we feel bad for her. She is a real person too." Pauly D really felt the MAgnitude of the situation, MAybe they still aren't quite adults.

3. JWOW Left Hook- It was actually just straight up funny to see The Situation get punched by JWOW of all people. The fact he didn't want to help her because she was sick was pretty cold but JWOW went overboard with that hayMAker. Vinny trying to break it up was funny to because he knew exactly what she was going to do and let it happen. Yet another moment showing how hilarious these people are.

4. Angelina Leaving- She sucked. Period. MAde me very happy to see her leave. Not much else to say about that. Only MAde the show better. Terrible cast by MTV. She was dating a MArried dude, and she calls herself classy.

5. Vinny and Mike- The "Haterade" and Robbery moves by the situation were gems but Vinny had his moments too by hooking up with his sister and "Hey Mike how's my sloppy seconds?". No winner there except for us viewers.

*Word is there will be a second season with all of the first season all-stars. Great move by MTV.