Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Fucking Fogle!


As I watched the cast of Real World DC, shout out to Chuds McGuds, eat at Subway I had flashbacks to tossing my lunch up behind a high school gym in Tennessee. The only and last time I have ever ate Subway was when I was forced to participate in teams meals at an AAU tournament. I was scarred for life. I don't use the word hate that much but with every inch of my body and every hunger pang I have ever had I HATE SUBWAY. This place represents evil and the absolute disgusting food we as humans will eat if hungry and desperate enough. Subway should not have the audacity to call those sandwiches they serve food after every bite my throat and intestines eroded a little more with every bite. Meat should be juicy but not soaking wet, vegetables should be real! The only reason Jared Fogle ever lost any weight was because the MAn kept eating and kept throwing up his food. Hands down worst fast food place on earth HANDS DOWN! I put it ahead of McDonalds which is hard to do because everyone hates that distinct aftertaste Mickey D's leaves in ones mouth.

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